The Banner Saga: Godstones
the banner saga is a really fantastic game i started playing recently! it was just released a few weeks ago i believe and it’s a beautiful viking legend based RPG. from what ive played so far it’s kind of like a hardcore oregon trail only with more mythical lore and turn-based combat. also your decisions have way larger ramifications than just mary getting dysentery and dying
Ugh, religion in my Super Dictionary? I’m the worst kind of nerd and I demand that atheism be the topic of the - wait. Hold up. Did you say rocket?
Beyoncé flash all up in herr! #beyonce #bootylicious #diva #flawless #serfbort
I once told a joke about a straight person.
They came after me in droves.
Each one singing the same:
Don’t fight fire with fire.
What they mean is: Don’t fight fire with anything.
Do not fight fire with water.
Do not fight fire with foam.
Do not evacuate the people.
Do not sound the alarms.
Do not crawl coughing and choking and spluttering to safety.
Do not barricade the door with damp towels.
Do not wave a white flag out of the window.
Do not take the plunge from several storeys up.
Do not shed a tear for your lover trapped behind a wall of flame.
Do not curse the combination of fuel, heat, and oxygen.
Do not ask why the fire fighters are not coming.
When they say: Don’t fight fire with fire.
What they mean is: Stand and burn.
My bathroom has some pretty good reads. If you need to take a long poop somewhere, I would highly suggest my toilet.
Yeah, that’s some pretty impeccable taste.
So, here’s the joke: yesterday I moved from Bloorcourt to… hm, I don’t even know what this neighbourhood is called. The other side of Spadina from Kensington. You know, somewhere in Toronto. Bloorcourt wasn’t so bad, but I’m really excited about my new digs and I have $2 banh mis about 5 minutes away. Plus, there’s a 7-11 nearby which will be important in the summer for Slurpee acquisition. Also, by making an Escape From New York gag, I have a justifiable reason to play the Night Birds… above and beyond the fact that the Night Birds rule… or the fact that it’s my podcast and I can play what I want. Whatever. There’s a special Valentine’s Day set in there because I’m romantic.
Hanson Brothers - My Game
Night Birds - Escape From New York/Born to Die in Suburbia
Neighborhood Brats - Total Dementia
Nervosas - A.P.A.B.
Meat Wave - Keep Smoking
Self Defense Family - It’s Not Good for the Man to Be Alone
Self Defense Family - Philip Jose Farmer
Tough Age - Sea of White
Bored Spies - Summer 720
Nomeansno - No Fgnuikc
Chixdiggit - I Wanna Hump You
Gossip - Swing Low
Thee Headcoatees - Fish Pie
Circle Jerks - Group Sex
Mirah - Murphy Bed
PEP - My Baby and Me
Pandoras - Six Times a Day
Miranda July - I Can, Japan
This patch is thought to be for those who participated in the development of a stealth drone, possibly the new RQ-170 which may or may not be the so-called “Beast of Kandahar”. The wording does seem to indicate a drone looking for targets rather than aircraft that fly in formation. Note the number of stars, 5 at the top, 1 at the bottom, which indicate the project was carried out in Area 51. The numbers, 9 and 11, also have some significance, possibly squadron markings (11th Reconnaissance Squadron flies the Predator drone, while the 9th Attack Squadron flies the Reaper drone), or that the project was initiated in response to 9/11, maybe for use in Afghanistan. The major detail everybody should be looking at though is the wraith in the center.
It’s from the 6th studio album of Insane Clown Posse, The Wraith: Shangri-La. That’s right.
Area 51 is down with the Clown.
practicing colour and kissing