Chris Eng says "Bwuh?"
bitterandcurt:

geekbap:

note-a-bear:

mermaidheartsongs:

absolutezeronow:

danapolis:

stabra:

after hearing about it through the submission to @angryasiangirlsunited, i checked out the trailer of Lucy and am even more disgusted. and so not surprised. whiteness is getting too old.


the upcoming movie lucy will feature the age-old racist narrative of pure white woman (scarlet johansson) being violated by scary, brown men. and the new white feminist trope of women gaining their power by violently eliminating brown men. who needs the white male savior when we now have white female saviors, taking it into their own hands to save their whiteness from all that non-whiteness. so radical.



My favorite part are the white feminists who are raving about this movie because “strong independent woman yaaaas!!”

i’m just wondering why there are herbs and fruits and vegetables written in a faded, creepy red on a prison-like wall in chinese.  are herbs and fruits and vegetables in chinese supposed to be part of some sort of scare tactics?  or am i missing something here?

HAHAHAHAHA

The above makes this so much better

OMG THIS MOVIE IS BULLSHIT OF THE HIGHEST ORDER THEY COULDN’T EVEN BOTHER TO GET SOMEONE TO WRITE ACCURATE SHIT IN CHINESE ON THE WALL THEY PROBABLY GOOGLED A TAKE-OUT MENU OR SOMETHING THIS IS WHAT A $20MIL BUDGET BUYS IN HOLLYWHITE EVERYONE! 

I just asked a family member to translate this. They came back with “Keep Clean. Apple, scallop & ginger, orange, tomato, grape”

bitterandcurt:

geekbap:

note-a-bear:

mermaidheartsongs:

absolutezeronow:

danapolis:

stabra:

after hearing about it through the submission to @angryasiangirlsunited, i checked out the trailer of Lucy and am even more disgusted. and so not surprised. whiteness is getting too old.

the upcoming movie lucy will feature the age-old racist narrative of pure white woman (scarlet johansson) being violated by scary, brown men. and the new white feminist trope of women gaining their power by violently eliminating brown men. who needs the white male savior when we now have white female saviors, taking it into their own hands to save their whiteness from all that non-whiteness. so radical.

My favorite part are the white feminists who are raving about this movie because “strong independent woman yaaaas!!”

i’m just wondering why there are herbs and fruits and vegetables written in a faded, creepy red on a prison-like wall in chinese.  are herbs and fruits and vegetables in chinese supposed to be part of some sort of scare tactics?  or am i missing something here?

HAHAHAHAHA

The above makes this so much better

OMG THIS MOVIE IS BULLSHIT OF THE HIGHEST ORDER THEY COULDN’T EVEN BOTHER TO GET SOMEONE TO WRITE ACCURATE SHIT IN CHINESE ON THE WALL THEY PROBABLY GOOGLED A TAKE-OUT MENU OR SOMETHING THIS IS WHAT A $20MIL BUDGET BUYS IN HOLLYWHITE EVERYONE! 

I just asked a family member to translate this. They came back with “Keep Clean. Apple, scallop & ginger, orange, tomato, grape”

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

d-pi:

infectedseptum:

leseanthomas:

The works of Artist/Writer Ronald Wimberly

Tumblr: http://d-pi.tumblr.com 

Website: http://d-pi.com/dtv/

DA: http://d-pi.deviantart.com

Want a tshirt of tmnt art

The homie leseanthomas posted this quiet love letter and now it’s got over 800 notes?! What’d I do to deserve such good friends?!

I was just reading Prince of Cats tonight. Shit is so good.

blue-blazer-irregulars:

Apple II version. Look forward to some perler bead art based off of these.

Buckaroo Banzai, I want you to push button.

theg33k:

So, I’ve been working on a serialized fiction series called ‘Switchblade Queens’ about a 1950s girl gang, and Kelsey Short has been developing some concept art for it. I don’t think it’s unfair to say she’s fucking killing it.

theg33k:

So, I’ve been working on a serialized fiction series called ‘Switchblade Queens’ about a 1950s girl gang, and Kelsey Short has been developing some concept art for it. I don’t think it’s unfair to say she’s fucking killing it.

thezhenger:

The Banner Saga: Godstones

the banner saga is a really fantastic game i started playing recently! it was just released a few weeks ago i believe and it’s a beautiful viking legend based RPG. from what ive played so far it’s kind of like a hardcore oregon trail only with more mythical lore and turn-based combat. also your decisions have way larger ramifications than just mary getting dysentery and dying   

Check it out! 

andthatsterrible:

Ugh, religion in my Super Dictionary? I’m the worst kind of nerd and I demand that atheism be the topic of the - wait. Hold up. Did you say rocket?

andthatsterrible:

Ugh, religion in my Super Dictionary? I’m the worst kind of nerd and I demand that atheism be the topic of the - wait. Hold up. Did you say rocket?

emilyshoichet:

Beyoncé flash all up in herr! #beyonce #bootylicious #diva #flawless #serfbort

emilyshoichet:

Beyoncé flash all up in herr! #beyonce #bootylicious #diva #flawless #serfbort

I once told a joke about a straight person.

They came after me in droves.

Each one singing the same:

Don’t fight fire with fire.

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What they mean is: Don’t fight fire with anything.

Do not fight fire with water.

Do not fight fire with foam.

Do not evacuate the people.

Do not sound the alarms.

Do not crawl coughing and choking and spluttering to safety.

Do not barricade the door with damp towels.

Do not wave a white flag out of the window.

Do not take the plunge from several storeys up.

Do not shed a tear for your lover trapped behind a wall of flame.

Do not curse the combination of fuel, heat, and oxygen.

Do not ask why the fire fighters are not coming.

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When they say: Don’t fight fire with fire.

What they mean is: Stand and burn.

Stand and Burn by Claudia Boleyn.  (via claudiaboleyn)